(Last Updated: End 2018 Season)
Other Team Names: Jock Strap-2009 and 2011, Ted Thompson’s Polaroids 2012-
Click on Category to jump to section: Awards, Regular Season Record, Playoff and Full Season Records, Record vs Individual Teams, Money Winning Info, Side Bet Info, Weekly Winnings Info, Full Season Awards
| Deep Slant VII Consolation Champ (2015) |
| Deep Slant VI Consolation Champ (2014) |
| Deep Slant V - 3rd Place (2013) |
Regular Season Awards
| Deep Slant V - 8th Place award (2013) |
Regular Season Record
| Year | W | L | Pts | Pts Against | % | Draft Pos | Season Finish |
| 2009 | 4 | 9 | 1253.27 | 1450.2 | 0.308 | 12 | 12 |
| 2011 | 5 | 8 | 1702.4 | 1600.9 | 0.385 | 1 | 10 |
| 2012 | 3 | 10 | 1537.66 | 1771.82 | 0.231 | 3 | 11 |
| 2013 | 6 | 7 | 1677.86 | 1563.78 | 0.462 | 2 | 8 |
| 2014 | 5 | 8 | 1590.6 | 1763.4 | 0.385 | 5 | 10 |
| 2015 | 5 | 8 | 1608.1 | 1712.4 | 0.385 | 1 | 10 |
| 2016 | 9 | 4 | 1721.62 | 1637.84 | 0.692 | 1 | 2 |
| 2017 | 9 | 4 | 1621.1 | 1382.48 | 0.692 | 9 | 3 |
| 2018 | 5 | 8 | 1711.74 | 1722.5 | 0.385 | 10 | 10 |
| Y.I.L | W | L | Total | Total | % | Avg | Avg |
| 9 | 51 | 66 | 14424.35 | 14605.32 | 0.436 | 5 | 8 |
| Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | ||||
| 6 | 7 | 1602.71 | 1622.81 |
Playoff Record and Full Season Record
| Playoffs | Full Season | ||||||
| Year | W | L | W | L | % | Season Finish | |
| 2009 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 10 | 0.286 | 12 | |
| 2011 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 9 | 0.400 | 11 | |
| 2012 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 11 | 0.267 | 10 | |
| 2013 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0.500 | 3 | |
| 2014 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 8 | 0.467 | 9 | |
| 2015 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 8 | 0.467 | 9 | |
| 2016 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 6 | 0.625 | 7 | |
| 2017 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 7 | 0.563 | 8 | |
| 2018 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 9 | 0.400 | 10 | |
| Y.I.L | W | L | W | L | % | Avg | |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | 61 | 76 | 0.445 | 9 |
Record vs Individual Teams
| Reg Season | Playoffs | Total | |||||||
| Teams Not Active | W | L | W | L | W | L | % | ||
| sundaymorningqb | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | ||
| Drunkin Pumpkins | 4 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 8 | 0.385 | ||
| Muskego Dolphins | 6 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 9 | 0.400 | ||
| Slobberknockers | 3 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 7 | 0.364 | ||
| Doormats | 5 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 0.462 | ||
| Outsourced | 4 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 0.500 | ||
| Truffle Butter | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0.600 | ||
| MakeClevlandG.A. | 5 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 0.545 | ||
| RainCity Rage | 4 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0.500 | ||
| HeadlessCocksman | 2 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 0.222 | ||
| The Traveling Menace | 3 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 0.444 | ||
| Teams Not Active | |||||||||
| Scantily-Clad Badgers | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 0.667 | ||
| Peanut Gallery | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | ||
| Butt Waxers | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | ||
| Obey My Dog | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | ||
| Steel City Brew | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | ||
| Dirty Sanchez | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 | ||
| Gridiron Gladiators | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0.250 | ||
| Lucky Charles | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0.500 |
Money Winnings Info
| Reg Seas | Playoff | Full Seas | ||||||
| Year | Award $ | Total $ | $ Pos | $ won | $ Pos | Total $ |
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| 2009 | $0 | $30 | 11 | $0 | 11 | $30 | ||
| 2011 | $0 | $110 | 1 | $0 | 3 | $110 | ||
| 2012 | $0 | $55 | 8 | $0 | 8 | $55 | ||
| 2013 | $5 | $70 | 4 | $20 | 4 | $90 | ||
| 2014 | $0 | $20 | 12 | $20 | 9 | $40 | ||
| 2015 | $0 | $35 | 8 | $20 | 6 | $55 | ||
| 2016 | $0 | $75 | 4 | $5 | 6 | $80 | ||
| 2017 | $0 | $60 | 6 | $0 | 6 | $60 | ||
| 2018 | $0 | $45 | 6 | $0 | 7 | $45 | ||
| Y.I.L | total | Total | Total | Total | ||||
| 9 | $5 | $500 | $65 | $565 | ||||
| Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | |||
| $1 | $56 | 6 | $7 | 7 | $63 |
Side Bet Info
| Year | Bets Placed | Total Wagered | $ won | $ lost | W | L | +/- |
| 2009 | 0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | 0 | 0 | $0 |
| 2011 | 1 | $5 | $5 | $0 | 1 | 0 | $5 |
| 2012 | 0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | 0 | 0 | $0 |
| 2013 | 0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | 0 | 0 | $0 |
| 2014 | 0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | 0 | 0 | $0 |
| 2015 | 0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | 0 | 0 | $0 |
| 2016 | 0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | 0 | 0 | $0 |
| 2017 | 0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | 0 | 0 | $0 |
| 2018 | 0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | 0 | 0 | $0 |
| Y.I.L | Total | Total | Total | Total | Total | Total | Total |
| 9 | 1 | $5 | $5 | $0 | 1 | 0 | $5 |
Weekly Winnings Info
| QB | RB | WR | TE | |||||
| x Won | $ Total | x Won | $ Total | x Won | $ Total | x Won | $ Total | |
| 2009 | 2 | $10 | 0 | $0 | 2 | $10 | 1 | $5 |
| 2011 | 1 | $5 | 2 | $15 | 3 | $25 | 0 | $0 |
| 2012 | 0 | $0 | 0 | $0 | 1 | $5 | 1 | $5 |
| 2013 | 2 | $10 | 3 | $15 | 1 | $5 | 0 | $0 |
| 2014 | 0 | $0 | 0 | $0 | 1 | $5 | 2 | $10 |
| 2015 | 0 | $0 | 1 | $5 | 4 | $20 | 0 | $0 |
| 2016 | 2 | $10 | 0 | $0 | 4 | $20 | 0 | $0 |
| 2017 | 0 | $0 | 3 | $15 | 2 | $10 | 1 | $5 |
| 2018 | 0 | $0 | 1 | $5 | 1 | $15 | 3 | $15 |
| Y.I.L | Total | Total | Total | Total | Total | Total | Total | Total |
| 9 | 7 | $35 | 10 | $55 | 19 | $115 | 8 | $40 |
| Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | |
| 0.8 | $3.89 | 1.1 | $6.11 | 2.1 | $12.78 | 0.9 | $4.44 | |
| K | DST | Total | Season Total | |||||
| x Won | Total | x Won | Total | x Won | Total | x Won | Total | |
| 2009 | 0 | $0 | 1 | $10 | 0 | $0 | 6 | $35 |
| 2011 | 2 | $20 | 2 | $20 | 1 | $20 | 11 | $105 |
| 2012 | 2 | $10 | 1 | $15 | 1 | $20 | 6 | $55 |
| 2013 | 0 | $0 | 2 | $15 | 1 | $20 | 9 | $65 |
| 2014 | 0 | $0 | 1 | $5 | 0 | $0 | 4 | $20 |
| 2015 | 1 | $5 | 1 | $5 | 0 | $0 | 7 | $35 |
| 2016 | 0 | $0 | 1 | $5 | 4 | $40 | 11 | $75 |
| 2017 | 0 | $0 | 1 | $10 | 2 | $20 | 9 | $60 |
| 2018 | 0 | $0 | 0 | $0 | 1 | $10 | 6 | $45 |
| Total | Total | Total | Total | Total | Total | Total | Total | |
| 5 | $35 | 10 | $85 | 10 | $130 | 69 | $495 | |
| Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | Avg | |
| 0.6 | $3.89 | 1.1 | $9.44 | 1.1 | $14.44 | 7.7 | $55.00 |
*Weekly winnings here do not include +/- $ in side bets